Obvious Signs You Have Missed That Indicate I'm A Serial Killer
- I Am Hyper Fixated On You. I Am Too Lazy To Actually Stalk You. Or Remember Your Name.
- I Haven't Slept In Three Days. This Isn't Menacing, I'm Just Tired And Angry At My Own Pillow.
- I've Replayed Our Last Conversation 200 Times. Because I Said 'You Too' When The Waiter Said 'Enjoy Your Meal.'
- I Have A Detailed List. Of Things I Need To Do That I Will Never Do.
- I've Been Watching You. Because I'm Hypervigilant In Public And You Moved Too Fast Near My Table.
- I Rehearsed This Entire Interaction. And You've Already Gone Off Script So Now I'm Dying Inside.
- I Feel Absolutely Nothing Right Now. Oh Wait No There It All Is At Once.
- I Want You To Kill Me. Wait I Got That Wrong.
