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The Strait of Hormuz is Not a Lake

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE A Statement on Iranian Sovereignty and the Legacy of the October Surprise COSTA RICA — As the United States continues to posture as the moral arbiter of the Middle East, one American expatriate is calling for an end to the interventionist theater and a long-overdue recognition of

The Verdict Is... IN!

I think we fucked up with Timur Bekmambetov's latest movie, Mercy. I just watched it, and as much as I've come to dislike Chris Pratt for no other reason than the fact that his irises seem like a weird shape and he seems like a bad

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Movies I Pitched That Hollywood Stole From Me

Speed: I pitched a movie about an out of control bus speeding through the rocky mountains, but in my version there was no one on the bus. The only character was the bus, who couldn't communicate to the audience. The script had no dialogue and the bus just

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Shia LaBeouf's Marty Supreme

I saw Marty Supreme, which I never thought I would watch because we are currently at peak Timothée Chalamet, but I didn’t expect a performance like this. I don’t think anyone was. I can say this without exaggeration, this is the best movie ever made where Chalamet is

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Rock & Roll (Icky Ew Ew)

So when I’m not searching for a job I will probably never find or wrestling with Social Security to get benefits I am told I need, which would be great but I’d rather not need them at all, I am sifting through and producing music sent to me

The Never Ending Story

I am finally at the halfway mark of Mark Z. Danielewski’s Tom’s Crossing. It has taken me a year to get here. I am not a slow reader, just a depressed one, and after the sobering news about my move to Spain falling through last year, I went